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If Gay People Disappeared, Straight People Would Miss Them

Drunk hobo to group of gay guys: That's why I love South Beach. It's gay, gay, gay!

--Lincoln Road, Florida

Overheard by: David


Posted 2009-05-21 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Anyone Else Feeling a Strange Nostalgia for The Golden Girls?

Little old lady, stumbling on the boardwalk with her husband: Oh my goodness! There's no railing on the edge? What? Someone could just fall right off! If they were as drunk as me, anyways.

--Key West, Florida

Overheard by: Caroline Oldfield


Posted 2009-05-20 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Fishing's Just Part Of the Circa Of Life

Teen girl, looking at historic photos of fishermen: So like, what's a "circa"?
Teen boy: That's a kind of fish. (pointing to photo) See, that's a circa. So's that...

--Pier, Naples, Florida

Overheard by: circa 1978


Posted 2009-05-19 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Then It Won't Bother You So Much When I Lick My Anus

Preppy girl: Just close your eyes and envision me as a black lab puppy.

--Virginia Beach, Virginia


Posted 2009-05-18 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

The Same Unhappy Paradox Applies to Drugs

Rented Segway guy with a helmet to another: You feel really cool, but you don't *look* really cool.

--Venice Beach, California

Overheard by: byrneout


Posted 2009-05-16 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Hey, I've Seen You Eat Molten Chocolate Cake

Elderly man, taking picture of his wife on the beach: You look like you're having an orgasm!
Wife: How would you know?

--Pass-A-Grille Beach, Florida

Overheard by: The girl who almost ended up in the picture.


Posted 2009-05-15 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Since You Can't Say, "Everything Looks Great on That Bitch"

Chick #1: You know what would be the hardest job in the world?
Chick #2: What?
Chick #1: To emcee a fashion show. Oh my god, that must be so hard.
Chick #2: Oh, yeah.

--Capitola, California


Posted 2009-05-14 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

That's What John Said

Atheist: "There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear ... " (pause) Wow! I have no idea where that came from.
Bible-lover: Actually it's from the Bible: John, chapter 4, verse 18.
Atheist: Oh, fuck! Man...

--Hanover Beach, Indiana

Overheard by: triz3en


Posted 2009-05-13 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

Your Editors Love That Puno Is on the Shore of Lake Titicaca

Brother: I was talking to that couple from Montana, and they said they eat cattails.
Sister: I thought they were vegetarians.

--Puno, Peru

Overheard by: 451


Posted 2009-05-12 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

What? I Thought We Were Just Sharing Stuff

Bikini #1: What ocean is this beach on? Is it sad that I don't even know?
Bikini #2: No, I dunno either. I'm bad at history.

--Palm Beach, Florida


Posted 2009-05-11 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

I'm Not Sure My Breasts Are Bouncy Enough for This

Girl in the ocean to onshore friend: Come out here! I'm like The Little Mermaid without Sebastian! I don't even have flounder!
Girl on shore: (shakes head no)
Girl in the ocean: Come on! You've seen Baywatch! Jog!

--Smith's Point, Long Island, New York

Overheard by: Andi


Posted 2009-05-09 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook

This Is What Happens When We Don't Bring the Electric Collar

Man, running as fast as he can across sand, screaming like a maniac: Molly! Molly! Molly!(entire beach crowd stares)
Man, running as fast as he can across sand, screaming like a maniac: Molly! Molly! Molly!(entire beach crowd stares)
Man, finding Molly sitting quietly: Oh, there you are.

--Lewes Beach, Delaware

Overheard by: maybe next time, take Molly with you


Posted 2009-05-08 EmailQuoteLinkDel.icio.us Facebook