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...But That Was So Anticlimactic!
Girl, after spilling white lotion on the ground: I didn't think it would come... Out.
--Tampa, Florida
And So White People Can Feel Okay About Calling Us "Persons Of Color"
White girl to black friend: Why do black people wear colored skinny jeans?
Black girl: So when it's dark you can see them.
--Tampa, Florida
Who Still Uses MySpace?
Scene girl to friend: Hey, Ana!
Friend, yelling: Call me by my MySpace name!
Scene girl, sighing: Fine. (pause) Hey, AnaAutomaticAssaultUnicorn!
--Tampa, Florida
Or, Like, an Orgy with Four People?
Teenage boy #1: Yeah, Verizon is supposed to get a 4G network sometime soon.
Teenage boy #2: Do you even know what 4G means?
Teenage boy #1: 4 dimensions! Duh!
--Granite Bay, California
Overheard by: AB
Eh, You Don't Know Squat.
Guy to Dachshund: Sit!
Girl: He doesn't really need to sit, he is so close to the ground.
--Tampa, Florida
His Cologne? History Channel No. 5.
Elderly woman: You know your cousin Wyatt? He's into history as well. And he is positively obsessed with World War II. The Nazi regime, camps, he is an expert!
Girl: That's really creepy, grandma.
--Tampa, Florida
...and Embarrass Me in Front Of My Criminal Enterprise Assoicates
Tattooed dad to two-year-old daughter struggling to get on tricycle: Remember, sweetie, always get on from the left so you don't burn yourself on the exhaust pipe.
--Playground, Alameda, California
Overheard by: lith
For the Last Time, That's Not What Lady Fingers Are
Girl to brother: What are you eating?
Brother: Human remains.
--Tampa, Florida
Robin Laid an Egg!
Little boy: Ew, dad! Look! Dog poo!
Father: No, I think that's bat poo.
Little boy: Batman's poo?
--Byron Bay, Australia
You Need to Stay Abreast Of These Things, Ashley!
Girl #1, playing Taboo and giving clues for "big brother": Ummm. I have two of them!
Girl #2: Hands? Eyes?
Girl #1: No! Um! Um! Big? Large?
Girl #2: Legs!
Girl #1: Oh my god!
--Newcastle, Australia
Um, All I Asked Was, "Are You Happy with Your Long-Distance Carrier?"
Attractive female on cell: No, that's sexual harassment.
--Lorne, Australia
To Prolong Your Agony, I'll Drive at Idle Speed
Shuttle driver over loudspeaker: You can sit anywhere you like, they're all equally uncomfortable.
--Key West, Florida
