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It's in the Fine Print on the Coppertone Label
Guy: Yo, where's that sunscreen at?
Girl: You don't need any sunscreen, we're black, we have a natural SPF factor of 8.
--Jones Beach, New York
Overheard by: KL
The Easiest He's Ever Been Let Down
French girl to flirty teenage boy: You are very cute, yes, but I am 23.
Teenage boy: Really?
French girl: Yes.
Teenage boy: Dammit.
--Huntington Beach, California
Overheard by: Her American Cousin
A Tense Toilet Clogs!
Woman in public toilets: Relax, goddamn it!
--Jetty Road, Australia
Yeaahhh, Definitely Six Days
Grandma: So aren't you coming to visit me in 3 weeks.
Granddaughter: No, like 2 weeks and 6 days.
--Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Strategic Incompetence Is Clearly the Way to a Woman's Heart
Guy: If they try to get you to cook dinner, don't do it. That's how they try to control you.
--Redondo Beach, California
Translation: Don't Be a Pussy
Mother to crying three-year-old: Billy, you need to work on your emotional fragility. Take a deep cleansing breath. You know, you are a sensitive and caring boy, and that's a strength. But right now it's a weakness and you need to stop it.
--Delaware
It Said It Was a Leprechaun, Here to Grant Wishes
Blonde in bikini #1: She said she made eye contact with it three times.
Older man reading magazine: It was a five-year-old. That's what kids do.
Blonde in bikini #2: It was definitely not a five-year-old.
--Scarborough Beach, Rhode Island
Reality-- the Ultimate Reality Show
Stoned girl #1: You know what's awesome? If you look up, you see the moon and the stars, and it's like you're looking at space.
Stoned girl #2 (munching Parmesan crackers): Whoooaaa.
--Saint Petersburg, Florida
Overheard by: i was stoned and it sounded cool at the time, too.
What's That Girl's Secret?
Fat girl: What did you and Michelle talk about on the phone last night?
Skinny girl: She and Alex are fighting.
Fat girl: You're lying, they are not! What did she really tell you?
Skinny girl: Well, she thinks Victoria's replacing her.
Fat girl: Ugh, she could've just talked to me about it... Victoria did kinda replace her, though.
--Lavalette, New Jersey
Overheard by: Crab
I Serve It at All My Tea Parties
Beefy guy to group of beefy friends: Pomegranate and Red Bull? That's heaven in a cup!
--South Beach, Miami
Know About It? It Cost a Fortune to Install!
Cop: Did they not know there was a Koala bear stuck in the grill of their car?
--Saint Petersburg, Florida
Ooo-- Are You Filled with Candy?
Fat half-naked lady, walking up to a random lady and her kid: I'm about to burst!
--Cocoa Beach, Florida
Overheard by: would not like to be there when it happens
