Overheard at the Beach http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/ The Voice of the Towel en Copyright 2008 Tue, 13 May 2008 04:00:00 -0500 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/?v=3.31 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss "...Hand Over Your Karma and No One Gets Hurt." Pale nerd to posse: So I took out my super big blue Chakra shotgun and I said...

--Seal Beach, California

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--Wrightsville Beach, North Carolina

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--Paradise Island, The Bahamas

Overheard by: Drunken Swimmer

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--Playa Del Rey, CA

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--Point Pleasant Beach, New Jersey

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--Robert Moses, New York

Overheard by: Zep

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Twelve-year-old boy: Minnesota.
Woman: Oh, yeah, you have really good cheese there.
Boy: Ummmm...
Woman: Oh, wait. No. That's Wisconsin. They have really good cheese.
Boy: Yeah. They do. But I'm from Minnesota.

--Virginia Beach

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--Long Beach, New York

Overheard by: Ilyse

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Brother, pointing at three women sunbathing topless: Eww, this isn't Europe!
Sister: Eli, just look away.

--Rockway Beach, NY

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--Ocean City, New Jersey

Overheard by: Kristin

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--Cape Cod, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Lisita

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Bikini girl #2, giggling: Yeah, hello?!
Bikini girl #3, giggling: Hello?!

--Seaside Heights, New Jersey

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--Cape Henlopen, Delaware

Overheard by: KDP

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Teen girl #2: That's why God put the sand near the water.
Teen girl #1: God was a genius!

--Fair Haven Beach, New York

Overheard by: Jane

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Girl: I doubt it [sniffs his face]. Well, maybe a little.

--Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

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