Overheard at the Beach

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Fri, 03 Sep 2010 04:00:00 -0500

Girl to friends: I think the worst thing I ever smelled was my own breath.

--Weirs Beach, New Hampshire

Overheard by: glad I wasn't downwind of her

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My Love for Him Burns Long and Strong

Thu, 02 Sep 2010 04:00:00 -0500

Man to friends: He's a pyromaniac from way back.

--Sea Isle City, New Jersey

Overheard by: Bonnie

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Ooo, Them's Fighting Words!

Wed, 01 Sep 2010 04:00:00 -0500

Teen to friend: That boy doesn't know his bivalves from his crustaceans.

--Colonial Beach, Virginia

Overheard by: I love me some bivalves AND crustaceans

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...And I Love You For It, Honey

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 04:00:00 -0500

Mother to child, as they leave the beach: You're like walkin', talkin' birth control.

--Brownie Lake, Minneapolis, Minnesota

Overheard by: Erin Christey

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...We've Demuzed Ourselves with This Conversation Long Enough.

Mon, 30 Aug 2010 04:00:00 -0500

Girl #1: Yeah, it's totally going to be my de-mice.
Girl #2: De-mice?
Girl #1: De-meese?
Girl #2: What? Demise?
Girl #1: Whatever.

--Virginia Beach

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Ugh, You Sound Like My Girl Scout Troop Leader.

Sat, 28 Aug 2010 04:00:00 -0500

Girl to friend: You just took four Clonazepam. How are you not having a good time?

--Luna Park, Coney Island

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Our Only Option Is Pit-Scissoring

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 04:00:00 -0500

Girl on phone: Did you go to my car yet? (pause) Shit, I wanted you to grab my deodorant. (pause) You have deodorant? (disgusted pause) I'm not going to use deodorant you just scraped off yourself!

--Coney Island, New York

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There's Tan, and Then There's Snookie Tan.

Thu, 26 Aug 2010 04:00:00 -0500

Black man to extremely dark black woman: Come out of the shade! Don't you want to get tan?

--Aruba

Overheard by: Cassidy

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...Scientists Say.

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 04:00:00 -0500

Girl, shouting to friend 50 feet down the beach: You have a vagina!

--Smith Point Beach, New York

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Talk About False Advertising

Tue, 24 Aug 2010 04:00:00 -0500

Bikini girl to older man: Yeah, he dumped her because she didn't put out. I mean, you're a high school guy, are you really going to stay with a girl who doesn't put out? Also, she kinda had a mustache.

--Morgan Beach, Maine

Overheard by: Kim

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Drinking Vacations Can Be Fun, Too

Mon, 23 Aug 2010 04:00:00 -0500

Tan woman: Did you pack a swimsuit?
Pale woman: Yes, I always do.
Tan woman: So you'll go to the beach?
Pale woman: I have packed the same suit for my last five summer vacations, it still has the tags on it. What do you think the odds are?

--Emerald Isle Ferry, Michigan

Overheard by: i'm surrounded by water, isn't that enough

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...Since, Technically, It's Thesis Research.

Sat, 21 Aug 2010 04:00:00 -0500

Blonde girl on cell: That's not fair! Just because I want to actively pursue a sexual relationship with my thesis advisor does not mean you can call me a whore! (long pause) My boyfriend says he doesn't care.

--Los Angeles, California

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Dude, You Suck at "Yo Mama"

Fri, 20 Aug 2010 04:00:00 -0500

11-year-old Korean boy to 11-year-old Egyptian boy: You live in pyramid and you mummy!

--Christchurch, New Zealand

Overheard by: novalis

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What Happens When You Give Your Number Out Too Often

Thu, 19 Aug 2010 04:00:00 -0500

Random, possibly drunk lady at bar: 1, 2, 3, 4, who do we appreciate?

--Thai Restaurant, Honolulu, Hawaii

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Tonight's Movie: The Da Vinci Clod

Wed, 18 Aug 2010 04:00:00 -0500

Blonde: What is autism?
Brunette: Are you serious?
Blonde: Isn't that when you write upside-down?

--Tampa, Florida

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Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2010-08-18