Overheard at the Beach http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/ The Voice of the Towel en Copyright 2012 Thu, 12 Apr 2012 04:00:00 -0500 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/?v=3.31 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Little Richard: I'll Pass, Thanks Drunk big woman, gyrating in seat: Yeah, motherfuckers, it's tooty fruity booty! I got my drank on! Look at this tooty fruity booty! What the fuck they doin' in that water? Don'tcha know who the fuck I am? I'm tooty fruity booty!

--Ocho Rios, Jamaica

Overheard by: sunburntandsittingnexttothebooty

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Older woman: Myrtle beach.
Little girl: Murder beach!
Rest of kids in pool: Murder beach! We're at murder beach!
Little boy: Hey, let's play murder beach. I'll kill you and rob your dead body!

--Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Overheard by: Marisa English

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]]> http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001899.html http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001899.html Wed, 11 Apr 2012 04:00:00 -0500 And a Delicate Flower Girl in jeans: Did you seriously just ride side-saddle on the merry-go-round?
Girl in long skirt: Fuck you, I'm a magical fuckin' princess.

--Santa Cruz, California

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]]> http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001898.html http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001898.html Tue, 10 Apr 2012 04:00:00 -0500 My Dating Life: Encapsulated. Beach cutie: So I was walking along the beach and thought I found a really colorful shell, but no! Entrails!

--Aruba

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]]> http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001897.html http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001897.html Mon, 09 Apr 2012 04:00:00 -0500 Your Mom Hasn't Truly Embarrassed You 'til She Whips Out the Breastfeeding Stories. Blonde soccer mom with kid to her friends: And then he licked my boobs. I was good that night.

--Half Moon Bay, California

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]]> http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001896.html http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001896.html Sat, 07 Apr 2012 04:00:00 -0500 A Bieber on Top Means No Bieber Down Under Woman with shocking perm to friend on morning power walk: You know there was just no way I was going to compromise the quality of my haircut.

--Bondi Beach, Sydney, Australia

Overheard by: Uncle Puli

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]]> http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001895.html http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001895.html Fri, 06 Apr 2012 04:00:00 -0500 What's More Flattering Than Becoming Whacking Material? Cute brunette in black bikini to boyfriend: Can we go? There's a guy over there filming us.
Boyfriend: Where?
Brunette: Over there, in the white shorts. What a creeper!
(a few minutes after)
Brunette's female friend: White shorts is going in the water. I hope he gets his camera wet.
Brunette: It's actually kinda flattering.
Boyfriend: First you're all insulted, and now your flattered. Pfft!

--Beach, Chicago, Illinois

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]]> http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001894.html http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001894.html Mon, 26 Sep 2011 04:00:00 -0500 Dad's Kind Of a Giant Sand Dick Four-year-old girl: Look daddy, I'm going to make a sand castle!
Inexplicably angry father: You know that's not going to work! The sand has to be wet. I thought we went over this already, but you never listen, do you?

--Grand Bend, Canadia

Overheard by: Castle

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--Coney Island, New York

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]]> http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001892.html http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001892.html Fri, 23 Sep 2011 04:00:00 -0500 Jake Had Wondered About the Footprints on His Countertop Blonde beach girl: I'm going t stop by Jake's house after this and ask him if I can wash my vagina out in his sink.

--Belmar, New Jersey

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--Virginia Beach, Virginia

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--The Dunes, Michigan

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Friend: Dude, man! They totally did! (chorus of laughter as they walk away)

--Fort Walton Beach, Florida

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]]> http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001888.html http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/001888.html Guys Tue, 16 Aug 2011 04:00:00 -0500 Like Your Speedo? Girlfriend in spa, whose bikini top is suddenly filling with air from the spa-jets: Ai! My top is blowing off!
Boyfriend: That's okay, it's not as if it was supporting anything.

--Hobart, Australia

Overheard by: JW

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--Tampa, Florida

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