Teen bimbette: So I heard about this new band that just came out. The lead singer is really cute… they’re called The Doors. –South California
Boy, about people stepping on crabs: Looks like I'm not the only one with crab problems. –Jones Beach, New York
Girl to boyfriend: All I have to do is finish this project, and I got my degree!
Boyfriend: You know what's a degree? Your vagina! –Gulf Coast University, Florida
Little surfer kid pointing to large black lady: Look, a whale turd. –New Symrna, Florida
Drunk girl #1: Oh my god! Look at that guy's balls!
Drunk girl #2: Where?!
Drunk girl #1: Around his neck!
Drunk girl #2: Wow! They're huge! –Rocky Point, Mexico
Mom to son as he runs off to play: Don’t touch the sand! Don’t touch the sand! –Long Beach, New York Overheard by: Jawdropped
Mom: Honey, what are you doing?
Daughter: Going under the umbrella, because I don’t want my butt to get parched. –Jones Beach, New York Overheard by: Kara
Girl #1: I didn’t break any of the 10 Commandments today ’cause I was on a plane.
Girl #2: What’s a plane? –Malibu, California
Man: Do you guys have anything to cut wood with?
Clearly drunk girl: Mah dick. –Cabrillo Beach
Teen girl, looking at historic photos of fishermen: So like, what's a “circa”?
Teen boy: That's a kind of fish. (pointing to photo) See, that's a circa. So's that… –Pier, Naples, Florida Overheard by: circa 1978