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...Though I Guess the Cow Also Works.

Girl, handing beach towel to gay guy: Here. This one's for you cuz it's got fruit on it.
Gay guy: Oh, I'm sorry. Where's the one with a bitch on it for you?

--Ocean City, Maryland

Overheard by: aoK

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Posted 2010-01-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

The Perils Of Early Childhood Exposure to Pinky and the Brain

Girl #1: Seriously, what are we going to do?
Girl #2: Take over the world?

--Boynton Beach, Florida

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Posted 2009-10-15 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook
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