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There's a Fucking Version? My Life Is Complete!

Boyfriend to girlfriend: So, what do you want to do? You wanna go shopping or something?
Extremely feminine, sweet-looking girl: I just wanna go home and watch some fucking Dragonball Z.

--Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

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Posted 2010-08-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

...and Embarrass Me in Front Of My Criminal Enterprise Assoicates

Tattooed dad to two-year-old daughter struggling to get on tricycle: Remember, sweetie, always get on from the left so you don't burn yourself on the exhaust pipe.

--Playground, Alameda, California

Overheard by: lith

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Posted 2010-07-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook
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