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...Though I Guess the Cow Also Works.

Girl, handing beach towel to gay guy: Here. This one's for you cuz it's got fruit on it.
Gay guy: Oh, I'm sorry. Where's the one with a bitch on it for you?

--Ocean City, Maryland

Overheard by: aoK

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Posted 2010-01-23 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

I Hear You Lose More Weight That Way

Surfer girl #1, sitting on board in the ocean: I hope it doesn't rain, I really don't want my hair to get wet.
Surfer girl #2: Do you listen to yourself when you speak?
Surfer girl #1: I tune in and out.

--One Mile Beach, Australia

Overheard by: Jess

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Posted 2009-10-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

When Californian Children Are Born to Otherwise Normal Canadian Parents

Teenage girl in expensive yoga pants to meek mother: Move to France? Why the hell would I move to France? That's the dumbest thing I've heard you say in, like, forever. Stop trying to live your, like, stupid dreams and stuff through me!

--Coffee Shop in the Beach, Toronto, Canadia

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Posted 2009-08-21 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

He'll Have His Own Travel Show Within Six Months

Man with thick Russian accent to group of dancing girls: Shake it, shake it!
(seriously) But do not break it.

--Brighton Beach, New York

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Posted 2009-08-10 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook
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