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There's a Fucking Version? My Life Is Complete!

Boyfriend to girlfriend: So, what do you want to do? You wanna go shopping or something?
Extremely feminine, sweet-looking girl: I just wanna go home and watch some fucking Dragonball Z.

--Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

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Posted 2010-08-05 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

...and Embarrass Me in Front Of My Criminal Enterprise Assoicates

Tattooed dad to two-year-old daughter struggling to get on tricycle: Remember, sweetie, always get on from the left so you don't burn yourself on the exhaust pipe.

--Playground, Alameda, California

Overheard by: lith

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Posted 2010-07-16 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook

You Can't Take Clint Eastwood Anywhere.

Surfer dude to flabby, uninterested friend: Are you seeing this? That seagull is frickin' staring me down. Look at him. Are you looking at him? He's giving me the eye. That motherfucker is going to shit on me at some point today, and he wants me to know it.

--Ocean Beach, California

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Posted 2010-05-08 | Email | Quote | Link | Del.icio.us |  Facebook
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