Fat guy: Oh boy, that plane looks just like a seagull. You’d never see it coming! Oh wait, that is a seagull.
–Air show, Lake Michigan
Overheard by: Steve W
Homeless man, frolicking in large waves: Do it again, Poseidon!!
–Ocean Beach, San Diego, California
Overheard by: Daryl
- Posted on
- California, History, Homeless, Offers and requests, Weirdness
Banana vendor: Bananas… Bananas… Two for a dollar! Bananas…
Topless girl in string bikini bottom: But I just need one…
Banana vendor: Why don’t you eat the other one?
–South Korea
Teen tourist girl #1: Why are all the Jersey boys guidos?
Teen tourist girl #2: I don’t know. I guess there’s a lot of Italians around here.
Teen tourist girl #1: Maybe the water in the ocean is from Italy.
–Seaside Heights, New Jersey
Overheard by: Glad I’m old..
- Posted on
- New Jersey, Stupidity, Teens, Tourists
Anorexic girl: I wish I had AIDS. I hear you lose a lot of weight that way.
–San Francisco, California
Overheard by: so not PC
- Posted on
- California, Default, Diet and Weight, Girls, Idiots, Skinny people, STDs, Wishes
Female Hamptons yuppie: Tequila goes straight to my crotch.
–The Hamptons, New York
Overheard by: Mike
- Posted on
- Body parts, Drinking, New York, Sensory Experiences, Yuppies
Jock: Don’t diabetics have to check their pH level?
–Long Beach, New York
60-something African-American beggar: Send a nice Jewish boy through college. Send a nice Jewish boy through college…
–Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: drsteve
- Posted on
- Black people, California, Homeless, Money, Race
Girl on cell: Don't be worried! Incest is totally in this season.
–Tampa, Florida
- Posted on
- Family, Florida, Girls, On the phone, Sex
Boyfriend to girlfriend: So, what do you want to do? You wanna go shopping or something?
Extremely feminine, sweet-looking girl: I just wanna go home and watch some fucking Dragonball Z.
–Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
- Posted on
- Couples, Shopping, South Carolina, TV, Wishes
