Anorexic girl: I wish I had AIDS. I hear you lose a lot of weight that way.
–San Francisco, California
Overheard by: so not PC
- Posted on
- California, Default, Diet and Weight, Girls, Idiots, Skinny people, STDs, Wishes
Female Hamptons yuppie: Tequila goes straight to my crotch.
–The Hamptons, New York
Overheard by: Mike
- Posted on
- Body parts, Drinking, New York, Sensory Experiences, Yuppies
Jock: Don’t diabetics have to check their pH level?
–Long Beach, New York
60-something African-American beggar: Send a nice Jewish boy through college. Send a nice Jewish boy through college…
–Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: drsteve
- Posted on
- Black people, California, Homeless, Money, Race
Girl on cell: Don't be worried! Incest is totally in this season.
–Tampa, Florida
- Posted on
- Family, Florida, Girls, On the phone, Sex
Boyfriend to girlfriend: So, what do you want to do? You wanna go shopping or something?
Extremely feminine, sweet-looking girl: I just wanna go home and watch some fucking Dragonball Z.
–Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
- Posted on
- Couples, Shopping, South Carolina, TV, Wishes
Three-year-old girl, swaying her hips: Mommy, do I look like a teenager?
–Fire Island, New York
- Posted on
- Age and ageing, Kids, Moms, New York, Physical Appearance, Questions
Wobbly man on a cellphone: You tip too much! You tip too much! You need jesus!
–Long Beach, CA
Overheard by: Nidonemo
- Posted on
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Small child to mother as they watch hermit crabs: Mommy, are these the same kind of crabs Daddy brought home before we left?
–Biloxi, Mississippi
Overheard by: Rick
- Posted on
- Family, Kids, Mississippi, Questions, STDs
Meathead: God, there are an awful lot of bums here.
Ditzy girl: I know. But think about it, being a bum in San Diego is totally smart. It’s never cold, and they can just sleep on the beach, and the church around the corner from my house feeds them for free every day. They’ve got it made!
Meathead: Totally. Being a bum here must rock. If I ever need to, I’m gonna be a bum here.
Ditzy girl: I know. I don’t know why people would be bums anywhere else. I mean, how stupid. If you’re gonna be homeless, do it in San Diego. Duh.
–Pacific Beach, San Diego, California
Overheard by: American Goods
- Posted on
- California, Compliments, Geography, Girls, Idiots, Meatheads, Stupidity
