Guy #1: Welcome, shrinkage!
Guy #2: My dick is inside my belly.
Guy #1: Yeah, it’s about to poke out of my ass.
–Sea Isle, New Jersey
Overheard by: Didn’t go into the water
- Posted on
- Gripes, Guys, New Jersey, Penis, Weather
Brother: I was talking to that couple from Montana, and they said they eat cattails.
Sister: I thought they were vegetarians.
–Puno, Peru
Overheard by: 451
- Posted on
- Family, Food, South America, Stupidity
Drunk woman screaming into a smoke shop: There's a bunch of whores out here! Whooooooo!
–Long Beach, California
Overheard by: Nidonemo
- Posted on
- Uncategorized
Girl: Oh my God! This water is really cold, can you turn the heater up?
Lifeguard, returning from locker room: There you go, it should be better now.
Girl: Hey, this really does feel warmer. Thanks, lifeguard!
–Caroga Lake, New York
Overheard by: Marc Wiley
- Posted on
- Default, Girls, Lifeguards, New York, Offers and requests, Questions, Weather
Father to small child: Is that from China? Get that out of your mouth!
–Long Beach, Long Island, New York
Black girl with southern accent: If the world ends it's dem negro's fault.
–Tampa, Florida
- Posted on
- Black people, Florida, Race, Weirdness
White guy to Asian girl made up like Thai hooker: Hey, are you waiting for me?
–Santa Monica Pier, California
Overheard by: Ann
- Posted on
- Asian people, California, Questions, Stupidity, White people
Chick: I can’t stand it when people smoke at the beach. It’s such a wrong thing to do in a place like this.
Dude: Smoking at the beach is like killing someone at a birthday party.
–Long Beach, California
Overheard by: Peter
Male: Your kid is eating the sunscreen.
Female: It's okay, he's bright on the inside. It's good for him.
–Pacific Beach, California
- Posted on
- California, Family, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Stupidity, Sunbathing, Women
