Mother to five-year-old: I don't want to hear your shit!
–Seaside Heights, New Jersey
Overheard by: Luminesce
- Posted on
- Feelings, Insults, Moms, New Jersey, Violence
Waiter to customer: Sir, you just missed her. She looks hotter. She just got a transplant.
–South Padre Island, Texas
- Posted on
- Compliments, Customers, Default, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Physical Appearance, Strangers, Texas
Elderly lady: Come now, y’all! Key West is gonna be loads of fun! They gots the Ripley’s and Cuban people!
–Lido deck, The Carnival Glory, Key West
Overheard by: y’all need an icepack on dat thang?
- Posted on
- Compliments, Florida, Geography, Ladies, Offers and requests, Old folks
Young kid: Awww look, you were right. Now I don’t get to punch you.
–Vero Beach, Florida
- Posted on
- Florida, Gripes, Should've used a condom, Violence
Fat blubbery man to wife: C'mon already! Let's go in the water–I gotta take a piss!
–Caribbean
Overheard by: Grossed Out
Male tourist speaking in German: Look at that guy's Speedo!
Female tourist speaking in German: Eeew. And his friend really needs to shave his back.
Male tourist speaking in German: I am so glad no one understands what we are saying.
Female tourist speaking in German: I know!
–South Beach, Florida
Overheard by: German-speaker
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- Clothes, Fashion, Florida, Language Barrier, Physical Appearance, Tourists
Preppy guy #1: God, this place totally sucks.
Preppy guy #2: No, it’s fine. You just need to embrace your inner boat person.
Preppy guy #1: Jeffy, I think these are motor boat people.
–Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
- Posted on
- Preppies, Race, South Carolina
Grandma: So aren't you coming to visit me in 3 weeks.
Granddaughter: No, like 2 weeks and 6 days.
–Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Girl #1: Can you get promoted?
Girl #2: Well, right now I have like the highest position I can have, unless, like, I work my ass off and get promoted to another part of the company. But I'm just not that motivated. My goal is to just get married and not have to work.
Girl #1, laughing: Yeah, I think that's everyone's goal.
–Long Beach, Long Island, New York
Overheard by: Tara
- Posted on
- Compare and contrast, Girls, Jobs & careers, Marriage, New York, Questions
